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I know it sounds crazy.

2
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Penny was the host
guerrilla revolutionaries.

3
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She fought
against artificial intelligence,

4
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who put a chip in everyone's neck.

5
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Was there magic in the chips?

6
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No, that's how the future universe was.
A completely different song.

7
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Okay, I'm sorry.

8
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A completely different song.

9
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I know you.

10
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From your universe.

11
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You weren't a psychiatrist,
temve� a neurobiologist.

12
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Good for me.

13
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That was all
before or after the apocalypse?

14
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Before

15
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After the collapse of civilization, there was none
demand for neurobiologists.

16
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Rat breeders
were more important.

17
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People have to eat, right?

18
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We'll be like this.

19
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Dose of �amoxil
let it remain as it is.

20
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You get Trafederin once more.
Maybe it will help.

21
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Do you think I'm crazy?

22
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We don't like that word here.
But...

23
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It doesn't matter, I have to ask.

24
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To another universe?

25
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Not just another, to a good universe.

26
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No giant vines
and evil demons.

27
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It is valid.

28
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if you recover,

29
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you will be able to
maybe some� home.

30
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Someone�? What does that mean?

31
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An indefinite moment
into the indefinite future.

32
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So never.

33
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We never use that word.
So that people don't get upset.

34
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IF YOU ARE IN A HURRY TO GO TO THE TOILET,
NOW IS THE RIGHT MOMENT.

35
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COME ON, �AKAMO.

36
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ARE YOU BACK YET?

37
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DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?

38
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TELL THE TRUTH.

39
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I THOUGHT.
WASH YOUR HANDS.

40
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STUART FAILED TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE
KVARNIK: BUT SHE PRODUCED A WALLET

41
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Open it.

42
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Thank you.

43
00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,173
don't forget
dr. Fowler increased the dose,

44
00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,842
so some time
let's not exaggerate.

45
00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,719
The two of us?
Are you taking medication too?

46
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,180
But you are funny.

47
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,977
You are better than me.

48
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EXIT

49
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,170
Who plans these corridors?

50
00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,858
Bert.

51
00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,443
Thank God!

52
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,696
Let's pick up from here.

53
00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,994
Take it easy, Chachi.

54
00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,456
Who are you?
- Who am I?

55
00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,041
I'm Mamie Eisenhower.

56
00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,212
I'm a �erpa.

57
00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,797
 �erpa?

58
00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,591
Aren't the Cherpas an ethnic group?

59
00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,094
So, I converted.

60
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:48,849
I met a girl online.
We performed the ceremony, I passed the course.

61
00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,518
Then she went back to her ex.

62
00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,396
I don't know what to say.
Did I miss you?

63
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,232
I will survive.
I go to therapy.

64
00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,359
I'm thinking about ayahuasca.

65
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Good idea.

66
00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,071
Who knows, we'll see.

67
00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,534
Something is wrong with the door.

68
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,746
Hello dear,
my dear, greetings, my girl.

69
00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,166
send a kiss over the wire
my heart is only yours

70
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,211
if he doesn't like me
i'm done with you

71
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,798
baby, pick up the phone
and say: you are only mine.

72
00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,343
Stuart?

73
00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:29,806
How did you get out?
- I didn't. You're hit.

74
00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,146
And that's it folks!

75
00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,609
How did you get here?
- They don't understand.

76
00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,528
I can't stay here.
- None of that is true.

77
00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,865
I can't stay in this universe.
- It's not true.

78
00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,491
What is not true?

79
00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,499
Mr. Bloom, you have a visitor.

80
00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,549
Denise.
- My boyfriend.

81
00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,972
Take me away.
- Darling, if only I could.

82
00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,976
He must first heal.
- I don't feel like it.

83
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,271
I'm begging you
he needs help. I miss you.

84
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,981
The children miss you.

85
00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,442
I have children?

86
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,737
My god.
- Am I here?

87
00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,325
Beautiful father.
Jaden and Talia love you.

88
00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,786
Okay, I'll try.

89
00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,996
I will recover.
- Thank you.

90
00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,210
Who chose
names Jaden and Talia?

91
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,129
You.
- God, I really need help.

92
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,010
An interesting interpretation.

93
00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,555
Stuart, do you have anything to add?

94
00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,809
Stuart?

95
00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,811
Right too.

96
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,789
Mom? Daddy?
Let me ease my soul.

97
00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,750
Just listen.
That's why I felt invisible.

98
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,877
No, father, he's taking my word for it.

99
00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,939
We had a son, Stuart.

100
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,399
Seriously?

101
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,901
My God, he's back home.

102
00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,821
I used to be scared all the time.

103
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,824
Deep now
I feel love inside me.

104
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,996
Well done, let's give Stuart a round of applause.

105
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,925
I see you've been working hard.

106
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,260
I am.

107
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,846
Your occupational therapist
gave a nice report.

108
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,972
Why don't you tell me?

109
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:20,226
Mr. Bloom to work with leather
approaches with fresh enthusiasm.

110
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,270
I made this wallet.

111
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,483
It has three drawers
and a coin pocket.

112
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,153
A coin pocket is essential.

113
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,616
What opinion do we have?
regarding other universes?

114
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,117
I'm glad you're asking.

115
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:40,288
now i see
that I was as confused as a salad.

116
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:45,460
I wouldn't put it that way,
but that's exactly what I would think.

117
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,171
I have some concerns.

118
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:52,008
No, I eat and sleep well.

119
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,220
Last night we watched "Crazy Brother"
and I laughed.

120
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,764
At all the right times.

121
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,892
In any case, I'm healthy.

122
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,186
Well, about that
you don't decide, do you?

123
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,688
No, that's up to you.

124
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,984
Have you decided?
- I am.

125
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,242
I'll make you a nice belt.

126
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,619
There is no need.

127
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,496
It's time to go home.

128
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:28,294
Thank you, thank you.
- Please.

129
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,589
You will soon
let Bert go too?

130
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,051
We don't have a patient
with that name.

131
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,096
Of course you don't,
I'm just testing you.

132
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,765
Did you pass the test?

133
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,434
I'd rather go.

134
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:49,399
Bye. to my friends
skittles, I'm sending them to you.

135
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:10,295
Have I ever told you
how nice is it to hug you?

136
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,842
are you ok
- Excellent.

137
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,051
Good.

138
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:22,015
I'm glad he's coming home.
- Me too.

139
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:27,478
I don't want too much
pressure you but...

140
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,482
Mommy missed me
carrot stick.

141
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,070
Am I daddy carrot?
- Yes.

142
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,031
Just checking.

143
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,117
Carrot sounds nice.

144
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,872
Don't speak yet
about that suspicious bump.

145
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,417
We're just stopping somewhere for a while.
- Why?

146
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,960
He will see.

147
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,714
O�ka carrot
he likes surprises.

148
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,010
Oh, yes.

149
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:05,308
STUART BLOOM'S UNIVERSE

150
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,729
Denise, what is this?
- Your exhibition.

151
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,398
You are the most popular artist.
- Really?

152
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,909
Our star.
- Bert.

153
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,494
What is he doing here?

154
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,704
What is he saying�?
The gallery is mine.

155
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,498
Come on. Everyone would like to meet you.

156
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:33,586
I'm famous, but a sober guy?
Am I famous and hot?

157
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,630
Bizgec.
- Excellent.

158
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,882
Yes, it's really me.

159
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,801
Nice to see you.

160
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,305
Thank you very much.
Denise, hand sanitizer.

161
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,598
Thank you.

162
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:51,521
I don't remember painting
any of this. Nice to see you.

163
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,526
What is this?

164
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,705
Good.

165
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,293
Who would like a hot dog?
- Me.

166
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,379
Fresh lemonade.
- Whoops.

167
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,508
how are you
- Excellent.

168
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,137
How could I hope
that there is a better universe somewhere?

169
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,473
Welcome home, neighbor.

170
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,476
Chips?

171
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,478
None other than me.

172
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,105
Are we neighbors?

173
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,065
A little more than that.

174
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,775
Your son
I planted when pruning.

175
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,528
Are we Jews?

176
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,072
How was it in the asylum?

177
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,949
In a psychiatric hospital.

178
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,784
In an asylum for the insane.

179
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,120
Barry.
- I'm a curmudgeon.

180
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,873
Ask my husband.
- Is it bothering you?

181
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,292
Gary?
- Hi, Stuart.

182
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,173
I have to lie down.
- Is everything okay?

183
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,716
I'm not convinced.

184
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,178
They are obviously not good for him
swept over the head.

185
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,555
You moron.
- He likes me like that.

186
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,146
I'm going for a walk
to clear my head.

187
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,274
Shall I go with you?
- I'll be back soon.

188
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,245
WAKE UP

189
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,378
HELLO?

190
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,095
WELCOME

191
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,755
PUSH BUTTON FOR...

192
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,427
THE COMIC CENTER
COMICS, CARDS, COLLECTIBLES

193
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,772
He's not listening to me, is he?

194
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:44,485
It flies due to centrifugal force
Thor's hammer.

195
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,030
Thor throws it,
thereby violating Newton's first law.

196
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,367
Can you decide who is right?

197
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,496
The laws of physics do not apply
for the northern gods, right?

198
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,956
Where some.

199
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,084
Thor and other inhabitants
Asgard exist

200
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,253
outside the paradigm
of the physical universe.

201
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,046
How do I know all this?

202
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,358
Oh, Mari�ka.

203
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,776
STUART FAILED
SAVE THE UNIVERSE

204
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,797
How was the walk?
- Okay.

205
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,674
What does he have?

206
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,885
I bought the comic.

207
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,305
Since when do you read them�?
- But people read them.

208
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,765
What's wrong with you?

209
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,605
Sorry, I was too loud.

210
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,339
They are at Caltech on a regular Tuesday
smart people do smart things.

211
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:34,053
Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are
created a quantum network machine.

212
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,766
Stuart Bloom came forward and them
notification of a successful colonoscopy.

213
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,271
He is excited by the device
inadvertently pushed off the table...

214
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,231
Dear, are you all right?

215
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,233
Yes, just a little.

216
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,862
Stuart became so unhinged
with the fate of the universe.

217
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,447
Jesus.
- Need a laxative?

218
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,450
No.
- Don't strain.

219
00:17:56,534 --> 00:18:00,329
That's how Elvis died.
- Yes, yes, of course.

220
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,083
They sent him messages,
but the bully did not recognize them.

221
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,627
Am I a bully?
You're a bully.

222
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,754
There is an enema under the sink.

223
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,506
Right, thanks.

224
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,133
fix the error

225
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,635
we will send instructions,

226
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,637
but first escape from prison.

227
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,222
Prison?

228
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,601
None of this is true.

229
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,477
I will be right away.

230
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,234
BORED OF YOUR UNIVERSE?
TRAVEL BETWEEN REALITIES.

231
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,652
IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS
SCARED THE GIRLS.

232
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,879
What's up, neighbor?

233
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,505
It's not.

234
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:55,760
It doesn't look like it isn't.
- Take care of yourself, Barry.

235
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,887
Very impolite.

236
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,523
What is this?

237
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,320
See the device?
- I see, yes. What is this?

238
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,868
Have you ever wondered
is all this true?

239
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,745
What is he talking about?

240
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:28,668
you don't mind
that everything seems so perfect?

241
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,837
No, about such a life
we dreamed. - Yes.

242
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,466
It's my dream
really ever come true?

243
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,511
Stuart, I'm getting scared.
- Do you think it's fear?

244
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,640
Maybe she should
to press the sphincter.

245
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,851
MAIN SWITCH

246
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,433
I'm bald.

247
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,811
What did you do?
Where are we?

248
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,525
Reminds me of "The Matrix".

249
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,987
Basically, we got rid of the matrix.

250
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,158
House, children, cable...
None of this is true?

251
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,493
Shit, it was nice there.

252
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,080
I was really hot water,
but mo� was beautiful.

253
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,834
Folks, this is The Matrix.
- We know, yes.

254
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,712
No, it's really a scene from a movie.

255
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,841
He's right�.

256
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,094
We are still prisoners.
- Are you sure?

257
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,013
it seems to me
that we escaped.

258
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,057
They convince us of this.
- But who?

259
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,476
I don't know.

260
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,480
Just a little.

261
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,603
Ready?

262
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,232
We don't know where we will land.

263
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,734
who cares
just that I'm straight.

264
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,069
Such things are not said.

265
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,197
I know, he can't choose.

266
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,963
Well, we're not in Pasadena yet.

267
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,841
Is this true?
- That's what he says.

268
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:29,098
Sand, organic material, clay.
Kaolinite or montmorillonite.

269
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,432
What does that mean?

270
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,436
We stand on earth.
- I would tell right away.

271
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689
I practiced a little.

272
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,691
Have you heard?

273
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,791
Don't attack.

274
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,168
Friendly.

275
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,629
We come from afar.

276
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,631
We good ones.

277
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,050
What do you think?

278
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,594
I don't know.

279
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,679
They sound hammered.

280
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,679
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